Origin of Blowjob

DID YOU KNOW: The first blowjob was performed by Isis who was an “ancient Egyptian goddess of magic, fertility and motherhood, and death, healing and rebirth. She is the first daughter of Geb (the god of the Earth) and Nut (the goddess of the sky) born on the first day of the first years of creation. She is the sister of Osiris, who later became her husband, as well as Set and Nephthys. She bore a son by Osiris in the person of Horus. In Egyptian, she was known as Auset, Aset or Eset, words that were often associated with the word throne” (http://egyptian-gods.org/egyptian-gods-isis/)

The first documented blowjob resurrected an ancient Egyptian God.
Though only from mythology, the first “documented” blowjob was between the Egyptian god-king Osiris, and his sister-turned-wife Isis. The story goes that when Osiris was murdered and chopped up into pieces by his brother, Set, Osiris’ wife Isis put his body back together, but unfortunately couldn’t find the penis. Clearly thinking: “what’s a man without a penis?” she crafted a makeshift dick out of clay, stuck it onto Osiris’ crotch, and “blew” life into him by sucking his clay penis. Which is why amazing blowjobs take your breath away even today. ( https://www.maxim.com/maxim-man/history-of-blowjobs-2016-5)

If the Root is Corrupt then so are the branches.

If the Origin of something is wrong, you can’t sanctify it.

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